today my nephew (who’s recently decided that he’s a wizard) came round and showed me his book of spells (a folded a4 piece of paper) - i looked at it expecting to see spells to turn people into frogs and to make you fly etc but the only thing he’d written was a spell to make people smile
and i think he must be a wizard because i smiled pretty big
Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something
raphael: *looks directly into the camera like he’s on the office*
can I add my successful text posts to my resume?
"hmmm.. yes.. sir these text posts are quite funny. what was your url again? anus? by gosh your hired!"
my dad gets on the computer for 5 minutes and he already manages to unlock internet explorer’s unholy twin and pull it out of the depths of hell
do penguins even have knees? what the fuck
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"But mooooom I’m not even dirty!"
i wish this was fake