shadyfriend:

today my nephew (who’s recently decided that he’s a wizard) came round and showed me his book of spells (a folded a4 piece of paper) - i looked at it expecting to see spells to turn people into frogs and to make you fly etc but the only thing he’d written was a spell to make people smile
and i think he must be a wizard because i smiled pretty big

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

agoatkid:

raphael: *looks directly into the camera like he’s on the office*

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justintimberlakedoingthings:

djddy:

????

Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend

egberts:

anus:

can I add my successful text posts to my resume?

"hmmm.. yes.. sir these text posts are quite funny. what was your url again? anus? by gosh your hired!"

lopfax:

my dad gets on the computer for 5 minutes and he already manages to unlock internet explorer’s unholy twin and pull it out of the depths of hell

lopfax:

my dad gets on the computer for 5 minutes and he already manages to unlock internet explorer’s unholy twin and pull it out of the depths of hell

townsvillain:

do penguins even have knees? what the fuck

carbs99999:

Jacobs by Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs in collaboration with Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs

llokisdottir:

"But mooooom I’m not even dirty!"

llokisdottir:

"But mooooom I’m not even dirty!"

weedjoke420:

i wish this was fake

weedjoke420:

i wish this was fake